GLITCH FLOWER Slim Fit Slip Dress - Digital Garden Meets Matrix

WARNING: May cause system malfunctions and spontaneous matrix references.

A slip dress for when regular florals are too analog for your taste. Because even your glitches should be fashion forward.

Why this dress deserves your cryptocurrency:
• Slim fit silhouette that breaks the simulation
• Premium fabric with digitally distorted blooms
• Limited edition (like your attention span)
• Free shipping (no virtual reality needed)

Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your online persona)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and probably a simulation)
• Available in XS-XL (like your digital alter egos)

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your hard drive)
• Tumble dry low (like your frame rate)
• Do not iron (glitches are features, not bugs)

Still buffering? Your wardrobe needs an upgrade.

Available for both US and BR shipping, because glitches are universal.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque glitches são universais.