WARNING: May cause excessive labeling and sudden urges to be the center of attention.
A slip dress so nice they tagged it twice. Because if you're going to be labeled, might as well make it a double.
Why this dress deserves your identity crisis budget: • Double TAG design because redundancy is your love language • Black and white colorway that screams "I'm not basic, I'm binary" • Limited edition (like your ability to blend in) • Free shipping (we're tagged for delivery)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your social media persona) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely needs no introduction) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of personalities)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your calculated moves) • Tumble dry low (like your attempt at being subtle) • Do not iron (creases are just extra labels)
Still hesitating? Your wardrobe called, it needs more identity crises.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because being extra is universal. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque ser extra não tem fronteiras.
