TAG Slip Dress Army Green - For When Peace Was Never An Option

WARNING: May cause hostile takeovers of compliment sections and strategic outfit domination.

The slip dress that turns 'military-inspired' into psychological warfare. Because if you're going to dress like you're plotting world domination, you might as well do it in silk.

Why this dress deserves your war budget:
• Army green that's seen more drama than a military tribunal
• Slip silhouette deadlier than your resting bitch face
• Limited edition (like your tolerance for civilians)
• Free shipping (consider it a peace offering)
• Comes with enough attitude to violate the Geneva Convention

Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your diplomatic relations)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and currently occupying the best-dressed list)
• Available in XS-XL (like your zones of influence)

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your calculated revenge)
• Tumble dry low (like the morale of your enemies)
• Do not iron (wrinkles are battle scars)

Still conducting reconnaissance? Your wardrobe called, it's declaring a state of emergency.

Available for both US and BR shipping, because world domination knows no borders.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque dominação mundial não tem fronteiras.