WARNING: May cause system malfunctions and spontaneous matrix references.
A slip dress for when regular florals are too analog for your taste. Because even your glitches should be fashion forward.
Why this dress deserves your cryptocurrency: • Slim fit silhouette that breaks the simulation • Premium fabric with digitally distorted blooms • Limited edition (like your attention span) • Free shipping (no virtual reality needed)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your online persona) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and probably a simulation) • Available in XS-XL (like your digital alter egos)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your hard drive) • Tumble dry low (like your frame rate) • Do not iron (glitches are features, not bugs)
Still buffering? Your wardrobe needs an upgrade.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because glitches are universal. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque glitches são universais.
