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GLITCH FLOWER Slim Fit Slip Dress - Digital Garden Meets Matrix
GLITCH FLOWER Slim Fit Slip Dress - Digital Garden Meets Matrix
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WARNING: May cause system malfunctions and spontaneous matrix references.
A slip dress for when regular florals are too analog for your taste. Because even your glitches should be fashion forward.
Why this dress deserves your cryptocurrency:
• Slim fit silhouette that breaks the simulation
• Premium fabric with digitally distorted blooms
• Limited edition (like your attention span)
• Free shipping (no virtual reality needed)Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your online persona)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and probably a simulation)
• Available in XS-XL (like your digital alter egos)Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your hard drive)
• Tumble dry low (like your frame rate)
• Do not iron (glitches are features, not bugs)Still buffering? Your wardrobe needs an upgrade.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because glitches are universal.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque glitches são universais.
Size | Length (cm/in) | Chest (cm/in) | Waist (cm/in) |
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S | 66.5/26.2 | 74/29.1 | 63/24.8 |
M | 69/27.2 | 79/31.1 | 68/26.8 |
L | 71.5/28.1 | 84/33.1 | 73/28.7 |
XL | 74/29.1 | 89/35 | 78/30.7 |
2XL | 76.5/30.1 | 94/37 | 83/32.7 |
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