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BROKEN HEARTS Micro-Rib Tank Top - Wear Your Damage Like Designer
BROKEN HEARTS Micro-Rib Tank Top - Wear Your Damage Like Designer
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WARNING: May cause spontaneous deep conversations and excessive mirror selfies.
The micro-rib tank that makes emotional baggage look expensive. Because if you're going to have trust issues, you might as well make them fashion.
Why this emotional investment makes sense:
• Micro-rib fabric softer than your last ghosting
• Premium construction that holds up better than your relationships
• Limited edition because commitment issues are our brand
• Free shipping (we won't abandon you like your ex)
Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your dating app photos)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and thriving post-breakup)
• Available in XS-XL (like your relationship history)
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your dating approach)
• Tumble dry low (like your standards after midnight)
• Do not iron (wrinkles add character, just like trauma)
Still thinking? Unlike your ex, this tank won't leave you on read.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because heartbreak is universal.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque dor de amor é universal.
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