STRAWBERRY PATTERN Dress - Y2K Sweet With A Side Of Attitude

WARNING: May cause sudden urges to judge regular fruit prints and start unnecessary drama.

A dress that makes other strawberry prints look like farmer's market rejects. Because if you're going to serve fruit, serve it with a superiority complex.

Why this dress deserves your fruit budget:
• Premium fabric fresher than your dating history
• Pattern sweeter than your fake smile
• Limited edition (like your ability to be nice)
• Free shipping (the only sweet thing about us)

Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your sugar-coated comments)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely judges fruit salads)
• Available in XS-XL (like your range of sweet-but-toxic traits)

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your calculated kindness)
• Tumble dry low (like your friends' expectations)
• Do not iron (perfection comes pre-ripened)

Still thinking? Your wardrobe could use some sweet chaos.

Available for both US and BR shipping, because attitude knows no borders.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque atitude não tem fronteiras.