WARNING: May cause sudden urges to self-diagnose and judge people with actual coping mechanisms.
A crop top that turns your problems into a fashion statement. Because if you're going to need therapy, need it in premium cotton.
Why this crop deserves your mental health budget: • Premium fabric softer than your therapist's couch • Cropped length shorter than your attention span • Limited edition (like your commitment to self-improvement) • Free shipping (cheaper than your copay)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your relationship with reality) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely needs this) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of issues)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your emotional responses) • Tumble dry low (like your motivation to change) • Do not iron (wrinkles are just character development)
Still in denial? Your wardrobe needs this intervention.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because issues are universal. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque problemas não tem fronteiras.
