WARNING: May cause excessive sass and sudden urges to screenshot receipts.
The perfect crop top for when you're looking cute while plotting revenge. Pretty enough to post, petty enough to tag them.
Why this crop deserves your spite-spending: • Premium fabric that holds grudges better than you • Body-hugging fit to show what they're missing • Limited edition (like your patience) • Free shipping (we're petty about shipping fees)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your ex's stories) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and keeping receipts) • Available in XS-XL (like your levels of petty)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your calculated responses) • Tumble dry low (like your subtle shade) • Do not iron (wrinkles add drama)
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Available for both US and BR shipping, because petty is a universal language. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque vingança não tem fronteiras.
