WARNING: May cause excessive confidence and sudden urges to judge regular sweatshirts.
\$61.50 for a sweatshirt that makes other premium brands look like they're trying too hard. Because if you're going to be labeled, make it worth the price tag.
Why this sweatshirt deserves your investment portfolio: • Premium cotton softer than your trust fund • Embroidered tag that screams "I understand appreciation value" • Limited edition (like your ability to blend in) • Free shipping (because we're extra like that)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your social media persona) • Model is 6'1" wearing L (and definitely judges your closet) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of superiority)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your calculated responses) • Tumble dry low (like your standards) • Do not iron (perfection comes pre-installed)
Still contemplating? Your wardrobe called, it's tired of being average.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because superiority knows no borders. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque superioridade não tem fronteiras.
