WARNING: May cause excessive confidence and sudden urges to throw your phone.
\$39.38 piece of nostalgia that shows more skin than your old 3310 showed pixels.
Why this crop top is worth your impulse purchase: • Premium cotton that's softer than your phone screen • Cropped silhouette because stomach breathing is overrated • Limited run, because exclusivity is our love language • Perfect crop length (we measured it at least twice)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your Instagram filters) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and no, they don't want your DM)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your tech stock portfolio) • Tumble dry low (like your expectations after dating apps) • Do not iron (this isn't your parent's Nokia)
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