WARNING: May cause sudden bursts of self-awareness and ironic confidence.
Finally, a tank top that gets you. For when you're doing your best (which isn't much, but it's honest work).
Why this tank is worth your prayer: • Micro-rib construction stronger than your motivation • Premium fabric for God's most questionable soldier • Limited edition because even failure is exclusive • Free shipping (divine intervention)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your spiritual journey) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and still God's favorite disappointment) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of daily struggles)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your lukewarm faith) • Tumble dry low (like your expectations) • Do not iron (we're already pressed enough)
Still contemplating? Even God's weakest soldiers need good merch.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because struggle is universal. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque a luta é universal.
