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FLORAL PRINT Tank Vest Dress - Because Regular Florals Need Therapy
FLORAL PRINT Tank Vest Dress - Because Regular Florals Need Therapy
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WARNING: May cause sudden urges to psychoanalyze other floral prints.
A tank vest dress that makes other florals look like they need a support group. Because sometimes flowers need anger management.
Why this dress deserves your therapy budget:
• Tank vest design that screams "I have layers (of issues)"
• Floral print that went to fashion therapy
• Limited edition (like your emotional availability)
• Free shipping (cheaper than actual therapy)
Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your emotional baggage)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and their therapist approves)
• Available in XS-XL (like your range of coping mechanisms)
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your trust issues)
• Tumble dry low (like your expectations)
• Do not iron (wrinkles are just character development)
Still in denial? Your wardrobe needs this intervention.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because fashion therapy is universal.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque terapia fashion não tem fronteiras.
Size Guide
| inch | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 32.7 | 33.5 | 34.3 | 35.0 | 35.8 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.2 | 39.0 |
| Shoulder | 9.4 | 9.8 | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12.0 | 12.6 | 13.2 | 13.4 |
| Bust | 32.3 | 33.9 | 35.4 | 37.8 | 40.2 | 42.5 | 44.9 | 47.2 | 49.6 |
| centimeter | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 83 | 85 | 87 | 89 | 91 | 93.00 | 95 | 97 | 99.00 |
| Shoulder | 24.0 | 25.0 | 26.0 | 27.5 | 29.0 | 30.5 | 32.0 | 33.5 | 34.0 |
| Bust | 82.0 | 86.0 | 90.0 | 96.0 | 102.0 | 108.0 | 114.0 | 120.0 | 126.0 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1".
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