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FLORAL PRINT Spaghetti Strap Slip Dress - Ed Hardy's Worst Nightmare
FLORAL PRINT Spaghetti Strap Slip Dress - Ed Hardy's Worst Nightmare
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WARNING: May cause sudden urges to judge regular florals and excessive mirror selfies.
A slip dress that makes Ed Hardy look like amateur hour. Because if you're going to do designer-inspired, do it with superiority.
Why this dress deserves your investment:
• Premium fabric that makes vintage collectors nervous
• Spaghetti straps thinner than your patience
• Designer-inspired print that's better than the original
• Free shipping (because we're generous like that)
Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your fashion references)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely judges your collection)
• Available in XS-XL (like your range of opinions)
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your calculated responses)
• Tumble dry low (like your standards)
• Do not iron (perfection comes pre-installed)
Still thinking? Your wardrobe called, it's tired of being predictable.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because attitude knows no borders.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque atitude não tem fronteiras.
Size | Length (in) | Bust (in) |
S | 26.5 | 30 |
M | 26.9 | 31.6 |
L | 27.3 | 34 |
XL | 27.7 | 36.4 |
2XL | 28.1 | 38.8 |
3XL | 28.5 | 41.8 |
4XL | 28.9 | 44.8 |
5XL | 29.3 | 47.8 |
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