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FLORAL PRINT Spaghetti Strap Dress - Because Basic Florals Need Therapy
FLORAL PRINT Spaghetti Strap Dress - Because Basic Florals Need Therapy
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WARNING: May cause sudden urges to pose in gardens and excessive spring-themed Instagram posts.
Finally, a floral dress that doesn't remind you of your grandmother's curtains. Because if you're going to do florals, do them with attitude.
Why this dress deserves your garden party budget:
• Spaghetti straps thinner than your patience
• Premium fabric that makes other florals look like weeds
• Limited edition (unlike actual flowers)
• Free shipping (we're not that kind of garden center)
\$25 replacement fee (eternal bloom guaranteed)Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your plant-parent skills)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely kills fake plants)
• Available in XS-XL (like your gardening ambitions)Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your ex's heart)
• Tumble dry low (like your expectations)
• Do not iron (wrinkles are just character lines)Still thinking? Your wardrobe could use some growth.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because flower power knows no borders.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque poder das flores não tem fronteiras.
Size | Dress Length (cm/in) | 1/2 Chest (cm/in) |
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S | 67/26.4 | 44.5/17.5 |
M | 69.3/27.3 | 47/18.5 |
L | 71.6/28.2 | 49.5/19.5 |
XL | 73.9/29.1 | 52/20.5 |
2XL | 76.2/30 | 54.5/21.5 |
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