WARNING: May cause sudden urges to create chaos and judge people who call you 'high maintenance.'
A crop top that turns being difficult into a design statement. Because if you're going to be unreasonable, be unreasonable in premium cotton.
Why this crop deserves your drama budget: • Premium fabric softer than your negotiation skills • Cropped length shorter than your patience • Limited edition (like your ability to compromise) • Free shipping (the only reasonable thing about us)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your expectations) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely won't settle) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of demands)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your calculated responses) • Tumble dry low (like other people's hopes) • Do not iron (we're difficult about everything)
Still thinking? Your wardrobe could use more chaos.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because being unreasonable knows no borders. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque ser difícil não tem fronteiras.
