WARNING: May cause spontaneous eye-rolling and excessive mirror selfies.
\$43.37 for a crop top about broken hearts? Still cheaper than therapy, and way more Instagram-worthy.
Why this emotional investment makes sense: • Premium cotton softer than your last rejection • Cropped length perfect for hiding your emotional baggage • Limited edition because commitment issues are our brand • Graphic print that says "I'm fine" (but fashion)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your ex's promises) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and yes, they're thriving)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your dating approach) • Tumble dry low (like your standards after midnight) • Do not iron (wrinkles add character, just like trauma)
