Ask Me For My Number Tank Top - Rejection Never Looked This Expensive

WARNING: May cause excessive confidence and sudden urges to reject people in premium fabric.

Finally, a tank top that does the rejecting for you. Because if you're going to say no, say it in something that costs more than their ego.

Why this tank deserves your rejection budget:
• Premium fabric softer than your letdown speech
• Text clearer than your boundaries
• Limited edition (like your patience for small talk)
• Free shipping (the only yes you'll give today)

Size & Fit:
• Fits true to size (unlike your dating standards)
• Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely screening calls)
• Available in XS-XL (like your range of excuses)

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (like your responses)
• Tumble dry low (like their expectations)
• Do not iron (perfection needs no pressing)

Still thinking? Your wardrobe could use more boundaries.

Available for both US and BR shipping, because rejection is universal.
Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque rejeição não tem fronteiras.