WARNING: May cause excessive confidence and sudden urges to reject people in premium fabric.
Finally, a crop top that does the rejecting for you. Because if you're going to say no, say it in something that costs more than their ego.
Why this crop deserves your rejection budget: • Premium fabric softer than your letdown speech • Cropped length shorter than your interest span • Limited edition (like your patience for small talk) • Free shipping (the only yes you'll give today)
Size & Fit: • Fits true to size (unlike your dating standards) • Model is 5'9" wearing M (and definitely screening calls) • Available in XS-XL (like your range of excuses)
Care Instructions: • Machine wash cold (like your responses) • Tumble dry low (like their expectations) • Do not iron (perfection needs no pressing)
Still thinking? Your wardrobe could use more boundaries.
Available for both US and BR shipping, because rejection is universal. Aceito para envio nos EUA e BR, porque rejeição não tem fronteiras.
